The Firm: When A Bribe Is OK

June 9, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Money and Career 

Jerry HardinThe wife and I were feeding the little guy tonight his feast of 4 solid ounces of stinky, but nutritious formula and on one the local cable stations was the classic movie starring often “silly little man”, but always a great actor, Tom Cruise, in The Firm. (I know will take some heat for that…)

At the beginning of the movie, Cruise’s character was interviewing with several law firms after graduating from Harvard Law at the top of his class. When he finally gets to interview with the evil empire out of Memphis, Jerry Hardin’s character, after some intriguing questioning from Cruise, admits he bribed the clerk in the placement office to tell him the highest offer for Cruise and then added 20%.

Now, it might have been the second glass of wine my wife tackled already, but she says, “that is so hot.” She’s kind of spunky over this old guy telling Cruise how he was able to cheat the system. Really? No! Really?

I thought about this for awhile and it became apparent to me that this obvious bad thing, bribing, can not only be OK, but, dare I admit, sexy. I mean who am I argue something that gets the lovely and talented all worked up?

Maybe she was all juiced about the fact that this guy was going to get paid and that these group of old guys were going after him. The chase was on and I think this might have been what did it for her. The idea of being pursued and romanced was definitely a theme in this scene.

When it comes to being pursued and understanding the chase, you know that money always plays a role and using it in a method to give you an unfair advantage to get what you want in the end, is well, capitalism at its finest. And if you were honest with yourself, you would find a way to justify this action in your mind – so long as it is not hurting others in the process.

I know. I will get all kinds of flack over my position on this. I do NOT condone bribery in any way, but used in this way seems not only OK, but actually seems efficient and judicious. It certainly appears to be “hot” – from what I understand.

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